we are so close we finish each others sandwiches.

I don't know how but I stumbled upon http://www.thestanfieldclan.com/ and http://www.thelifeofjake.com/ and decided to play along.  Nailed it?

 

1. People always tell me be less drunk.

2. In the movie based on my life, I would watch the Royal Tennebaums and tap my wooden finger.

3. Typically, I end up regretting absolutely nothing, I am infallible. 

4. I always ask to leave off the

5. Kim and Kanye really need to.  I don't understand the prompt, who are Kim and Kanye?

6. My Parents always reminded me that when in doubt, visit an art exhibit in another country.

7. Every single day I have a little snark.  No, that kind on tireless consistency is far too mediocre.

8. This one time in College I moved to London.

9. My grossest habit is obsessive joint cracking.

10. My latest white lie was claiming I don't know who Kim and Kanye are.

11. I know all the words to Juicy, so if you dont't know, now you know.

12. When I grow up I want to be exactly the way I am now, but grander.

13. Sexy time is not sexy if you call it that.

14. I will never, ever be your friend, not matter what, ever.

15. I think it's hilarious when people almost trip and immediately inventory of who saw it.   Yeah, we saw, you tripped.