I more than tolerate my valentine.
Not only is he the bees knees but he's the entire bee leg.
Though, if this were an actual customization,
I would never being wearing shorts. Gross.
And I'd find a hotter cartoon, like Trent Lane.
But I digress kids.
Happy Valentines Day.
If you can't be with one you love,
then love someone in the vicinity but never leave your borough
and no matter how bleak it gets, do not go to New Jersey.
This is the maid speaking, by the way.