I don't know how but I stumbled upon http://www.thestanfieldclan.com/ and http://www.thelifeofjake.com/ and decided to play along. Nailed it?
1. People always tell me be less drunk.
2. In the movie based on my life, I would watch the Royal Tennebaums and tap my wooden finger.
3. Typically, I end up regretting absolutely nothing, I am infallible.
4. I always ask to leave
5. Kim and Kanye really need to. I don't understand the prompt, who are Kim and Kanye?
6. My Parents always reminded me that when in doubt, visit an art exhibit in another country.
7. Every single day I have a little snark. No, that kind on tireless consistency is far too mediocre.
8. This one time in College I moved to London.
9. My grossest habit is obsessive joint cracking.
10. My latest white lie was claiming I don't know who Kim and Kanye are.
11. I know all the words to Juicy, so if you dont't know, now you know.
12. When I grow up I want to be exactly the way I am now, but grander.
13. Sexy time is not sexy if you call it that.
14. I will never, ever be your friend, not matter what, ever.
15. I think it's hilarious when people almost trip and immediately inventory of who saw it. Yeah, we saw, you tripped.