wintery mix.

do you know what a 'wintery mix' is?  its grotesque, that's what.  but that doesn't stop me from drinking sangria and reading porn to the blind, mainly just the first.  that's a joke, relaxi-taxi.  get it? i'm in a cab, like right now.  gosh, the internet just really doesn't get me.

fortunately, when i arrive to where i am going there will be a lot of alcohol.

(e.g. the cab isn't going backward, i'm just considering whether it might be)

what is a time-space continuum she wondered, shortly after calculating her WW points

(yup, im having that extra pitcher of 'gria)

how embarrassing, they hired us both.  

the call sheet merely said: "gratuitousness" 

so you can understand our facial expression.

Oh, so that fake advert above wasn't the most embarrassing thing I posted today.  Kudos me.

seriously, how did my legs get there, that's ridiculous.

navy velvet beret, mr. john jr. (thrifted) // navy blazer, nanette lapore (bloomingdales) // aztec skirt, urban outfitters (a million years ago) // pussy bow button down, marc jacobs (also a million years ago) // navy tights, simply vera (vera wang for kohls) // navy wedge sneaks, isabel toledo (payless)