I found NEMO but he just wasn't that into me.

INSTAGRAMMAR

Top:         1. "Yeah, it's more pensive.

                      Damn, I was going for thoughtful."
                 2.  These boots are made for walking and that's just what   
                       they'll do
                 3.  My new favorite store is Blue Tree, you should go  
                      there now and go there often, Mad & 92nd.

Center:     1.  These things are old and on display, does that not just  

                      about say it all?

                 2.  I really couldn't sustain a friendship where jogging  

                      was encouraged.

                 3.  The wedding invitations have been wax sealed,  

                      stamped and delivered.  Yeah.

Last:         1.  That is a beer pong table to my left, combined ages:  

                      63; mental acuity, 16.

                 2. "If she wants to go to an arboretum, BANG, I’m in a  

                       room full of trees.  God, I hate trees. So tall and  

                       arrogant."

                 3. It is shocking because of all magazines on the stands,     

                     Town & Country resonates the most with me.  Don't  

                     tell my mother, it would probably kill her.

FINDING NEMO

WEEKEND REVIEW

Do.         As little as possible?  What am I, the voice of my

              generation?  A generation?

See.        Inventing Abstraction, (1910-1925): How a Radical Idea 

              Changed Modern Art, on at MOMA through April.

Drink.    Italian Diplomat's at Jones Wood Foundry until you pass  

              out.  Just kidding, how would you get home?  

Make.    Valentines, obviously.  I am not an expert, but I found  

              these tutorials pretty helpful.

Read.     Get a copy of Hello Goodbye Hello, if you don't trust me,  

              read the New York Times review here.

Watch.   DVR'd episodes of Jeopardy.  Get smarter and heckle    

               Alex Trebek, smug bastard.

Shop.      I am loving Blue Tree right now.  Don't be dismayed by  

              the skeletal website, "the merch is amaze."  You can quote  

              me warmly and fondly on that.